Reasons to love Skinwear


- Because you are so white they can see you from Space.
- Because your cellulite needs covering up…pronto!
- Because you don’t want to get exposed to the killer non existent ozone layer.
- Because it’s fabulous and it works!
- Because it looks natural.
- Because you don’t want a tan that is the same colour as an Hermes box.
- Because it’s formulated with a revolutionary plant extract activated by exposure to light for a natural ‘sunkissed radiance’.
- Because we all want sun kissed radiance non? 

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